What Goes on Tour – Michelle Vernal

What goes on tour stays on tour right? Erm not when you’re talking about Mammy and Moira O’Mara…

Moira and Maureen O’Mara aren’t on your usual mother, daughter trip. You won’t spot them browsing the shops on Grafton Street followed by a spot of a lunch in Dublin’s iconic Bewleys. Oh no, Moira and her mammy have just arrived in Vietnam…

‘Sure it wasn’t where his real life was and look at the state of his lady friend, Cindy, or was it Cynthia, and that enormous bosom of hers? What woman in her right mind would pay good money to stand in the shower and not be able to see their toes? Sure, that came around soon enough as it was. She cast a baleful glance at her midriff.’ 

Due to be published on 5th May, you can pre-order your copy of What Goes on Tour